A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.
Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
by Queen Breezy September 17, 2021

I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024

The act of a male ejaculating inside of a female, generally in the case of a polygamous or non-exclusive relationship where the depths of the potential consequences of the act are unknown.
by Edum Cheed October 26, 2010

I surrender all
by Jacodens April 03, 2019

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

The act of resorting to baseless name calling in an argument in an attempt to bully your opponent into silence.
by Dudly McDuderson January 19, 2019
