Switzerland surrender

Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere

We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender

by VinnC0 September 4, 2016

unconditional surrender

Anal sex using hot sauce as lubrication.

My girlfriend asked for an unconditional surrender , so I gave her one and she found Jesus.

by Jonny Midnight May 6, 2018

Crimson surrender

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.

Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Surrendered Romantic

A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.

Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately

Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.

by Queen Breezy September 17, 2021

Unconditional Surrender

I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.

Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

Surrender

The Christian way of saying "I trust You" to God

I surrender all

by Jacodens April 3, 2019