Simple-sample

A boring normal person that you just want to slap.

Basic bitches=simple-sample

Simple-sample by Iced dozen May 3, 2021

free sample 

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

free sample by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

pavement sample 

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

pavement sample by jamison23 September 30, 2009

barf sample 

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

barf sample by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

Donut sample 

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

Donut sample by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

turd sample by parskuks March 27, 2017

Lane Sample 

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms

Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker

Lane Sample by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019