ryan

a person who acts like a flying fuck

The dumbshit who poked me in the ass is a ryan.

by Ryanthefaithfuljew December 24, 2008

ryan

A NAME FOR A BOY WITH A SQUARE HEAD AND A SMALL PENIS.
HE DOESNT TREAT PEOPE WELL,AND HAS NO FRIENDS ALSO DISLIKE TO SHOP CALLED QUBE.
ALSO A NAME FOR SOMETHING GAY!

charlotte langdown : he such a gay twat
simon: no, thats ryan

by simoniscool February 05, 2009

ryan

Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

ryan

Ryan is a dumb ass fuckin bitch and that’s the truth

Ryan is dumb and should go to school then

by ariana’syuh December 04, 2018

ryan

this nigga gay

ryan prolly eat caterpillar dick

by cllerpilala January 17, 2018

ryan

a weirdo. all ryans are actual weirdos who are weird. they are like a different breed of human with their only knowledge being ‘how to be weird’.

He seems cool! *finds out his name is ryan* Oh, nevermind. He’s weird. 🙄

by i<3clash0fclans August 10, 2020

ryan

Ryan is a sexy middle aged male that has some very fine children in his basement.

" hey have you seen Ryan? i heard he has some new kids in his house for sale."
"oh no i haven't but how much are the kids? mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by beaby dane August 01, 2019