The act of holding a used condom outside of the front passenger side window while the passenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. Once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the passenger in the back.
Matt and I went for a cruise with Becky and Sam. Sam kept yelling out the window so I gave her an Atikokan Parachute.
by Reese Birch November 21, 2016
1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 7, 2009
over sized vagina lips
by squid hell December 25, 2010
The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 September 7, 2008
A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
by Windowless April 18, 2010
When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
by nasty bitch!!! March 24, 2011
When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.
Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009