What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.
Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.
by the_trinidaddy May 6, 2009
it will feel like your heart was pierced straight through, and anytime someone walks a little too close, it trembles with the force of a million waves pounding the shores, threatening to shatter into dust and coat every memory, past and future, with the pain of something wonderful that fell apart and the guilt in the knowing that you are at fault just as much as they are. it weighs you down until all you hear is the "what if"s and all you can do is curl in on yourself and wait for someone to find you and pull you out. it is the feeling that puts new meaning to the word loneliness and puts into perspective just how much a person can lose, just how much of a shell a body can become. it is the one feeling that will always be remembered, the first feeling that will come to mind when someone says "first love"
I didn't know it was possible to lose so many tears or regret not regretting someone so much as i did after my first heartbreak.
by let.me.cry. April 21, 2020
When the person you like or love tells you that everything about the relationship you had was a lie.
like heartbreak joke everything about the relationship was a lie. heartbreak lies are the pain people go through when it was all a lie.
by victim of cruelty February 15, 2010
When you like or love someone and when they ask you out. Then only to find out that it was all a joke.
heartbreak is still painful but heartbreak and joke put together make life almost unbearable. A Heartbreak joke is the most painful,mind screamingly painful, and confusionous thing know to the world.
by victim of cruelty February 15, 2010
~ when somebody sorta breaks your heart
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.
~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.
~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.
“temporary heartbreak“
by antisocialxbutterfly August 14, 2021
After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.
After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.
After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.
We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak
by pyrocute July 19, 2013
during the coronavirus quarentine, many boys lost the girls they loved due to the covid-19. this virus was a homewrecker and should be renamed heartbreak-19.
Joe: dude my girl just left me during the quarentine.
Steve: yo man same here she put us on a break.
Joe: it’s the coronavirus it has to be.
Dan: guys, it’s Heartbreak-19.
Steve: yo man same here she put us on a break.
Joe: it’s the coronavirus it has to be.
Dan: guys, it’s Heartbreak-19.
by Truth Sayer NP April 10, 2020