Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
by UofL June 1, 2005
VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 12, 2010
by The "Fake" Lauren August 6, 2004
A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.
by expertno1 June 22, 2014
Someone who has their head up ones ass.
by dildinator April 16, 2003
Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.
Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!
by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003