The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.
Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.
by Tad Strange October 22, 2015
When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.
Me when I'm dying of boredom.
by meugler August 17, 2011
An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.
"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.
by deadlegendary February 25, 2010
(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 1, 2009
related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.
I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.
by Terryho April 5, 2013