(Acronym for "White Entitled Liberal Douche")

A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
I just saw Grayson's Prius parked at the yoga studio, and it has a bumper sticker that says, "Love animals. Don't eat them." What a WELD.
by jimmy ha-ha February 17, 2022
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When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
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When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 2, 2014
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When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”
by TheRealistDealist December 14, 2020
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Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.

This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023
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Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror
by Keef_stix December 15, 2020
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When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.
Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!
by The heights. August 25, 2017
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