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Tokyo Sandblaster 

While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.
- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"

- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
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Tokyo Sandblaster 

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Tugboat222 November 13, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster 

after a person fills their mouth full of rice and then forcefully spits it at another person's clitoris
After lubing that bitch up with some Kikkoman, I gave her the Tokyo sandblaster.
Tokyo sandblaster by Mrs. GC November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

n. When a man ejaculates into his partners eyes and then throws sand in his partner's face.
I was with a girl last night and totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster, she was squinting for hours!
tokyo sandblaster by TheTauTank November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The Japanese way of having intercourse between a male and female with no penis involvement. Insemination is passed through an orgami straw.
Tokyo Sandblaster by kingjostle November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Where one shoves graded grounded down stones (of various assortment) up their rectum, for a standard business day to build up chunks of fecal sediment, after which they have sexual butt intercourse with another
I've got crust down south, could use a tokyo sandblaster.

Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby

You are a sandblaster master!

tokyo sandblaster 

ice cold handjobs often sold in groups of 3 for 5k
for the perfect tokyo sandblaster she put her hands deep in the bucket of ice til they became optimal tempature for some ice cold handjobs