one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican July 11, 2008

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.

Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.

by eagletranslator July 19, 2023

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 28, 2019

Danglin Strangler

When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.

I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.

by annonymou1213132 November 7, 2011

worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.

Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night

by yurter May 13, 2021

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020