Squirtle

A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor

Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!

by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019

Squirtle

A player so bad at TWDS he just wants commendation points and doesn't care about his clan

Fuck him, he is doing a squirtle getting to that camp early

by RescueRick November 14, 2022

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by March 27, 2023

Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by March 27, 2023

Squirtle

The action of a Female Projecting a liquid out of her Vagina, but only a little amount.
The word combines Squirt and Little.
(could also be known as a pokemon)

" I just Squirtled on the mirror "
" I got a video of me Squirtling "
" I love to Squirtle"

by TinkleToes68 April 24, 2017

Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 23, 2015

Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

by Hugfangi April 3, 2019