Tao Lin is an American poet, novelist, and short-story writer. He came to note after the publications of “Eeeee Eee Eeee,” “you are a little bit happier than i am,” and “cognitive-behavioral therapy.” Tao Lin is part of the e-zeitgeist generation.
by urbanhandle February 13, 2009
by Mr Popper December 29, 2009
I was making fun of my vietnamese friend about being cheap, so I said to him: "guc tao win woodbridge."
by shaq June 20, 2004
The typical mom who spoils her YouTuber daughter and would sign her up for x factor so she could sing her incynwincy spider.
by Roberto Cawdreyo December 14, 2021
Hu Tao is one of the best, prettiest, hottest, glamorous, breath takingly amazing, awesome character in Genshin Impact.
She’s the 77th directer at the Wangshung Funeral Parlor and I will do anything for her.
She’s the 77th directer at the Wangshung Funeral Parlor and I will do anything for her.
Ugly person: “Hu Tao sucks.”
Briar: “Your opinion is incorrect! A matter of fact, I am the baseline for opinions. The FBI is on their way to your house! I’d think twice before insulting my love.”
Briar: “Your opinion is incorrect! A matter of fact, I am the baseline for opinions. The FBI is on their way to your house! I’d think twice before insulting my love.”
by briarroseeee August 14, 2022
Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 3, 2007
Asian who simultaneously holds the world record for most enormous intellect and most enormous penis. He's a closet gay and if he could, he would travel back in time and give Gauss a blowjob. When he meets someone, they appear as retarded to him as a retarded person appears to you. He knows that, by how the author articulated this definition, as well as the content of the definition, that the author is, too, retarded.
FYI, Tao stands for Tastes Anus Often.
FYI, Tao stands for Tastes Anus Often.
Terence Tao is a chink from down under.
by IntelligenceAndLove February 9, 2017