Swamp Donkey

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.

My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.

by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.

Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!

by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005

Swamp Donkey

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.

I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!

by Brotoe March 10, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A giant mud truck with 26" rims

The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.

by The Swamp Donkey July 22, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Christopher Hogg

Chris and Chris on the pull. The vision of two Swamp Donkeys together.....

by Mortimius Maximus November 25, 2003

swamp donkey

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

by jericasyn December 30, 2016

swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016