A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW
by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008
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by Brotoe March 10, 2009
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Get the Swamp Donkey mug.A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.
Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.
Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.
by jericasyn December 30, 2016
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"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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