An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017
by Professor Plum July 12, 2021
The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.
by Andrew Barnes April 2, 2022
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
by DumDumDugan December 22, 2016
The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.
by soilscienceguy December 1, 2017
Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022