Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

Runway

taking a line of cocaine down the sternum of topless girl with a body shot at the end, causing you to take off the runway

R. Kelly: Hey man, let's do these runways already.
Castro: The girls are already set up on the bed.
*R. Kelly takes runway*
R. Kelly: Damn man, I feel good!

by Brother Castro July 25, 2016

Runway Raider

A War Thunder term of a low level bomber avoiding enemy fighters to land on the runway and use its defensive gunners to destroy the undefended anti-aircraft guns and remain unnoticed, but inevitably shot down after taking off to try and bomb additional ground targets.

A: What the fuck is our bomber doing?
B: He’s only got 50 kg bombs, no use in bombing tanks or bases, straight to runway raiding
C: God damn runway raider is stealing my anti-mech medals

by K0it July 17, 2025

Runway Chicken

When you are at an airport you tell your friends if they want to play Runway Chicken, a game where you run across an airport runway and whoever gets the farthest without getting shot wins.

"Up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, Jimmy got turned into Swiss cheese last time we played."

by Peepus May 06, 2018