1. A temple for poor and starving students.

2. A company that people like to sue because they lack common sense.
McDonalds is better than the crap they sell at school.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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McDonalds- n: 1.Shit factory where poor people eat, and poop is made 2. Place that poisons you 3. Where unemployed people work 4.where YOU will work.
McDonalds person: Can I help you?
17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet.
McDonalds person: Coming right up!
by Pimply Mcdonalds Worker May 23, 2003
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No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds!!!
by Jay March 11, 2004
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Overpriced piles of sloppy trash that you for some reason can't stop eating even though it tastes like trash. The fries are food though.
Karen went to mcdonalds and asked to speak to the manager.
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 21, 2019
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(1) Where you go to order one black coffee

(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for

(3) where you go to get diabetes

(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home

(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.

(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken

(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.

(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.

(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.
Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"

Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
by McHangry March 7, 2020
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1) A place that kills people because they eat to much of it. Usually associated with death, fatness, and unhealthiness.

2) A place that people eat to die.
My friend tried to commit suicide, so he ate McDonalds.
by Torcher February 2, 2015
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The worst resturant in the world where get SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR fat then purple ooze comes out of your burger and then you tell them so they give you free ice cream for life which releases cockroaches when you lick the ice cream.
I had a meal at McDonalds and went from 170 lbs. to 170 tons and then barfed Half of that out of me and it was all purple ooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Envy Savage February 22, 2018
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