Kirsten is the female version of a fuckboy. She wants the whole crew and she will get it. Watch your mans because she will come for him too. The only thing she can't catch is feelings.
by clumsyhoe April 19, 2020
Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.
Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?
Girl 1: Oh know, not again.
Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?
Girl 1: Oh know, not again.
by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011
The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.
by Wittlebee November 16, 2010
Kirstens are evil little blonde things, they are attracted to men who are generally taken, but being a slut means they are happy with anything with a dick. They love to be homewreckers, they are generally paranoid and will act very childishly if crossed or they do not get their own way. Beware they are cronic back stabbers. They are very selfish and treat their loved ones horribly.
A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!
A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!
Boy: Man that kirsten keeps inviting me over to her house for sex?
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something
by KateB123 December 10, 2010
Kirsten is someone who cares a lot about their friends, they are extremely generous and a bit flirty. They are attractive but has low self-esteem at times but they have soo much love to give but somehow always end up with the reddest of flags ever, and they are definitely a person who is super forgiving to the point that its too much, third chance, fifth chance and they will not stop unless someone else stops them. Hates confrontations. They have trust issues because of something that happened in the past. Dosent like when people get out of place and will always try and put your name in a conversation.
by onces4leni March 8, 2022
a name created off of the corect name kiersten which is pronounced k-ear-stin. kirsten is prononounced ker-stin.
most i have met are not good looking. and very bitchy.
most i have met are not good looking. and very bitchy.
by kiersten44 August 22, 2009
bitch ass hoe in middle school who tries hard for boys and thinks she has an ass but is actually just flat. also tries to have a cute laugh and ends up just looking like she's sneering. super self obsessed.
by lalaland20172016 July 25, 2017