When she worked out earlier and then fucks you but afterwards she runs to the bathroom and poops out an entire leaf of lettuce because she’s trying to be a good girl and live that fit life.
by Marmemetoots September 26, 2020
a really hot super cool guy that doesn’t like feet, who’s dyed his hair every color of the rainbow but settled on a black mullet. he also dresses like duncan from total dramas island
by i like ostriches June 26, 2021
When horny and/or drunk and you have a sudden urge to have sexual relations with a random whore. This whore will never reject you and let you and your homies that your with hit it in as many different ways as you would like. Basically, it's a booty call that will never ever go wrong.
Guy 1:"Bro, im so messed up right now! And im horny as hell too!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
by Mr. Phresh June 28, 2011
by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) October 24, 2003
an old land beast. most people figured it was a walking whale.
the Kasey Gutierrez weighs about 8000 tons and eats about 3 to 4 babies a day
it can leap in over 4 seconds and kill in under 3
also a well know nickname for the Kasey Gutierrez is over grown cock sucking whale
the Kasey Gutierrez weighs about 8000 tons and eats about 3 to 4 babies a day
it can leap in over 4 seconds and kill in under 3
also a well know nickname for the Kasey Gutierrez is over grown cock sucking whale
by Hippopunch September 25, 2010
Wow, where do I start with I've been through a lot with her and she's been one of the closest people in my life I'm so happy she's in it.
I love Kasey Ford
by UZIWORLD May 2, 2019
When a woman shoves a guitar up a mans ass and moans in harmony of Justin bieber song baby baby baby ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shrek stared at donkeys brown orbs glistening in the light “Let’s do a dirty Kasey DONKEYY” Donkey moaned in agreement as shrek shoved the instrument up donkey’s dump truck ass.
by Dirty boi September 2, 2021