A single Piece of feces or turd that is so big/long that it touches the water inside the toilet bowl while still being pushed out of your ass,anus or rectum.
Holy shit! I just shit out the biggest fabio ever!
by GO egavas VA November 19, 2022
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A dickhead. Thinks he is better than anyone else when he really isn’t. Doesn’t know how to impress woman and makes every woman vomit when they see him. He is shy and often smokes weed. Thinks he is a Portuguese God. Only friend is is aircon. Not very smart.
Person 1: Wow I failed in life.

Person 2: Is your name Fabio?
by Bedfordview November 30, 2021
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A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.
Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!
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Fabio is a person who always farts
And is bare jarring

He teacher pet fam
And so annoying

He is snitch and tell on u
To teachers
Fabio is smelly
Fabio is so gay
I think Fabio is butters
by Fabio gf February 21, 2022
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that guy that sucks dick. hes so annyoing and shit, when ever you talk to him he acts gay
ewwwww, fabio
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A Fabio is a handsome man, faithful and caring. He would do anything for the ones he loves and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life, don’t let him go. He hardly trusts people but if he does trust you, don’t disappoint him. He is an ambitious man, not afraid of commitment. Time spent with a fabio is always great time. He is funny and loving.
-Who are you going to marry ?
-Fabio !
by @theloveofyourlife November 23, 2021
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