by Thedryerlintbluntsmoker April 18, 2016
A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !
by Lickmylollipoprealgood December 17, 2021
Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.
by Fortune3002 January 4, 2015
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
by dangerbot3000 April 4, 2015
by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018
by Waynesville November 3, 2020
Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020