Dakota

Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.

Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"

by Mr.Blue. August 2, 2009

Dakota

Usually a shitty ass person always talking shit behind people’s back and making up rumors.

Emma: Did you actually fuck Jared?
Danielle: No wtf? Who told you that?
Emma: Dakota

by MButler March 3, 2019

Dakota

A dumb bitch who believes wyoming exists

“Wyoming exists “ “Shut up Dakota!”

by 6gang October 31, 2019

Dakota

A Dakota is a person who is gay and short

That person having intercourse with the mailman on a warm day in july in the parking lot of a bike shop is such a Dakota

by Joemommaisjoemomma November 13, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is an awesomeperson.He maybe weird and crazy at times but his is in a good way .He is caring and will try to take care of you.He does get shy at times and he blushes alot.He is really cute and funny .He also is anime crazy.

Me= I loved marching in the band Friday night .

Christina =how you were watching Dakotaalmost the whole time .

by Kit Kat 101 September 2, 2018

Dakota

Dakota's are the most romantic people out there. If your a girl and you want a guy that will treat you like a princess then go find you a Dakota. If you have a Dakota in your life never let him go. He makes a great best friend. boyfriend and person over all. They are amazing people. Treat them well.

Friend: you see how nice that guy is being?
Other friend: yeah
Friend: He must be a Dakota.

by rhwoefhweoifgowf12p3fp20yf0o2e November 12, 2019

Dakota

A very round head, usually with it's own orbit.

"Did you see that man's head? There was a cat circling around it.... IT'S A DAKOTA!!!"

by Rumplestilkskinz January 9, 2012