Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
by Tomatohater1111 June 12, 2022
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Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
by Tomatohater1111 June 12, 2022
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Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.
Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.
by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021
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A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
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Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
by C L G July 4, 2021
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When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.
Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!
by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019
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holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes
by Saevi June 17, 2023
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