Cassandra Jean

Someone who sleeps with no pants on.

Don't pull a Cassandra Jean or you might get bed bugs!

by lu lu lollipop March 28, 2011

Calling Cassandra

Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.

“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”

When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 24, 2022

cassandra fonseca

a person with lots of love to give. someone who is open hearted and so caring. someone who loves many and hates few or none. someone who you can trust, and will trust you back. someone with an open and honest mind, and speaks up. eyes of a goddess, you'll get lost. a smile that will brighten up your day. attractive and makes guys go wild. quiet and shy at first, but then unable to keep silent once started.

cassandra fonseca was so shy today... but then i cracked her open and she wouldn't stop talking.

by _licious August 31, 2010

Cassandra Andrea

Is a beautiful girl, caring in silent and alluring. Her captive presence clings in your mind always. And she's confident.

A beauteous and fascinating woman with a delicate words in her mouth.

Cassandra Andrea, you will always be beautiful to me and I will never stop loving you.

by skilledsailor August 16, 2021

Cassandra Beckermann

Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)

Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."

by Pookie Ookie Doo June 17, 2018

Cassandra Question

A question that is dumb or self explanatory

What is a heater? Is a Cassandra question because it is self explanatory

by Hahahgjdjshsjhj April 20, 2011