A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
by G.J.R March 26, 2016
A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
by OneBadMother January 26, 2010
by Craig March 10, 2005
by ---V--- June 22, 2011
To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!
Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
by Mingaling April 16, 2009
While we were cleaning up Easter dinner she asked me to bend her over the table and give her a Cadbury Egg.
by Benny Siegel April 21, 2019
A sexual act where the female shoves a Cadbury Creme Egg up the male's ass. The male then crushes it and unleashes an unrelenting torrent of gas to shoot the egg pieces on the female's face.
by the rush of fools September 17, 2017