Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba

Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 17, 2021

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 20, 2023

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Lucas Marc Simon

A person that is passionate about aircrafts. He dreams about being up in the air far above the clouds. When Lucas Marc Simon has a dream he will fulfill it. Further he will help you in every situation of your life and will always make you laugh.

Did you hear Lucas failed his math exam again?
Lucas Marc Simon got the job as a flight attendant!!!

by forry17 January 27, 2017

simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery

if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you

by agata...singel December 12, 2016

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 17, 2022

Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 9, 2023