Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015

Guelph police service

Murdered 5000 people since opening

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses

Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes

by Cody5050 August 24, 2022

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 29, 2008

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.

By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.

by Xrousi March 10, 2022