rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.

“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”

by mhurd57 August 29, 2020

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

listening to the winds of change

(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :

a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.

not to brag, but in most cases, I am good at listening to the winds of change.

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Banana Wind

Innuendo: Dick Stench; Dick Breath
Also the name of the twentieth studio album by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett.

After she got done suckin' the dick, she got up to kiss me and I got a whiff of that "Banana Wind"

by JustaKnower July 23, 2024

Speak that to the wind

To reject, or ignore, what someone is saying.

She stated that she has a new deal, to offer, but she can speak that to the wind!

by Anewday April 26, 2024

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007