Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull

Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?

by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

Speak that to the wind

To reject, or ignore, what someone is saying.

She stated that she has a new deal, to offer, but she can speak that to the wind!

by Anewday April 26, 2024

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007

Breaking wind

Breaking ,polluting, the natural air with your own gas from your ass

It really stinks !,it was ma ass breaking wind.

by Jose v garcia October 17, 2019

listening to the winds of change

(lyrics from the song "wind of change" by The Scorpions) :

a phrase meaning: to be clever enough to (correctly) detect and/or predict patterns of future social change in one's society, and adapt to said patterns before most other people around you.

not to brag, but in most cases, I am good at listening to the winds of change.

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014