Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 01, 2025

Poser

That annoying bastard who works for a magazine and gets all the women.

Mindy- Awhh god that guy is like sooo sexeey
Rob- No... Hes a poser

by Suidas August 16, 2014

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

She would pose as a gangster, a badass tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was nothing like the characters she was posing as (though she saw them in herself), she was a poser from outside Harrisburg who wanted to be these other folks, since her life was more painful than anybody else's to her.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Hater-poser

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .

John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.

by Going back out August 23, 2016

Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.

He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020

Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018