Smurf

(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette

As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!

by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010

Smurf

-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.

- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"

by GIJOE October 26, 2012

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 28, 2018

Smurf

Woman's frontal wedgie

She has a Smurf in the front

by Smurfdaddy69420 July 2, 2022

Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.

We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.

by DJintheDark November 9, 2021

Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja October 2, 2008

smurf

slang term for extacy

can I score some smurfs for the rave?

by Travis Torsak January 10, 2007