sleepy weasel

A generally pleasant all around nice person.

Aaron sure is a sleepy weasel.

by Mr hollingsworth March 24, 2016

evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel

by gus man November 9, 2022

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish April 3, 2018

Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Weasel Puss

Nicholas Huber

Weasel puss is an attractive man.

by gunnergrant November 1, 2018

skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition March 19, 2018