Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018

Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 1, 2012

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Tobi (smart)

Tobi is great young and smart asian boy,if your a friend or even more you should be happy,and gratefull.He is the most handsome person ever.

Omg he is so handsome just like Tobi (smart)! He is so smart! I wonder if his name is Tobi (smart)

by Tobi da goat November 21, 2021