Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
by Mandingo Shakespeare July 18, 2023
Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".
If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
by Smashatime December 22, 2017
by Reihn April 7, 2010
While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.
by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023
Narrator: Ben takes supersizesd hit from bong
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
by whatitisdoe February 23, 2019
by Worm_man May 10, 2023