Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge

by Sean Collins December 6, 2021

Carrot style

Carrot style is when 2 or Moreno red-heads have sex, while also using, but not needing to, a carrot as a dildo. This type of sex is common with gingers, but using ginger will only sting.

E.g. “ Bro, did you watch that PornHub link to a my sister and me’s carrot style?? It’a some top shit!”

by Johnny b Goode 24 November 17, 2017

carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 21, 2022