Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

by Mcrb April 1, 2007

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 10, 2006

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 8, 2005

wonky eye

someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control

bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.

by perepee April 9, 2022

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 18, 2014

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018