Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 26, 2013
The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.
The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
by Lil Dick Game May 31, 2018
When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)
"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
by Milliman4 April 23, 2020
One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.
by Libertypedia June 4, 2023