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spangle mag 

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure
Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?
spangle mag by NSP81 September 2, 2007

Spangle Dick 

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.
I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick
Spangle Dick by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

spanglewank 

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks
"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"
spanglewank by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019
When you’re so fucked up on pills and cocaine you’re BEYOND fucked
Brad you were so spengled last night!
Spengled by Jessmarnell March 11, 2020

Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.
May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?
Anti Spangle Juice by Supertato January 31, 2023

Spangler 

Someone who is overall enjoyable to be around.
I love hanging out with Ken, he is such a spangler!
Spangler by LongJonTimbers August 12, 2012