"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"
Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.
When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.
Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.