sneaky salesman 

where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door

that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he

sneaky salesman by pj67 December 2, 2017

Cardboard Salesman 

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

Cardboard Salesman by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022

Poop Salesman 

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

Poop Salesman by Poop monster 555 December 25, 2022

Relationship Salesman 

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

Relationship Salesman by il Alpha March 10, 2025

traveling salesman

(N) a fart in which the air that escapes creates a snapping sensation on the small of one’s back.

Antonym: reverse traveling salesman

Jon’s fart felt like someone snapped a rubber band across his tailbone; definitely indicative of a traveling salesman.

traveling salesman by Tara Conwaye May 7, 2026

platonic bridge-salesman 

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

platonic bridge-salesman by QuacksO March 6, 2017

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017