The peak of ignorant dimwitted-ness, the cake taker for adult simpletonry. The feckless rube has nary a shred of understanding of how, when, or why they have grievously revealed their knowledge of the situation at hand to be rapidly approaching zero.
May also be used in playful adoration.
May also be used in playful adoration.
Kyle's such a feckless rube, his dad told him to take his car to get the oil changed and when the tech asked him what kind he wanted he responded with "uhhhh canola?"
by omoshiroi_boi December 8, 2020
Wasted. High on Marijuana. The look someone has when they are high, smiling and red eyed. I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.
by Gostfaas April 21, 2019
Jamie & Frank were passionately in love and both had micro penises. This made it difficult to have intercourse so they decided to touch tip to tip, otherwise known as having Rubed it.
by Boom1981 February 5, 2021
guy1: hey have you heard about ruby rube? she's like 8 years old but with cool vide-
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
The last living dinosaur. Genus naomi, species Rubinstein. Eats poo-poos, augmenting its diet with pee-pees.
Omighawd, is that a moving building?" "Oh, no, it's just a Nomi-Rubes. And it's going to bite us to death.
by Dr. Jean-Paul Marat April 24, 2011
by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023
Rube: insult, meaning uncultured, undereducated rural person. Often spelled Roob by genuine Rubes. Contrary to popular belief, people who use the term Rube or Roob are subconsciously and ironically self identifying.
“Did you see that Rube in cowboy boots at the co-op yesterday? He definitely had dried manure on his boots,” said the turtleneck wearing San Franciscan to a friend. They were on their way home from Barnes and Noble, carefully zigzagging through the tents and human feces that dominated the landscape.
by Rube ix cube August 21, 2019