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The Queue 

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.
"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"
The Queue by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022
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POO QUEUE 

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.
POO QUEUE by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

Drexon Queue 

Ok but it’s like Karina queue when u can’t stop just going BEAST MODE AND WIN EVERYTHING LWJDJWIWNEI BUT ITS LIKE U GOT THE POWER OF DREXON CHEST TO HELP U WIN PERMA
David was so in Drexon Queue he had a 30-2 DPS ON KARINA WIDOW AND A 34-1 DREXON CASSIDY ON HIS TEAM SO HE FARMED HIS LOBBY AND WON WOOOO!!!!!
Drexon Queue by Harufolfer December 22, 2023

Winners' Queue 

is when you attend 3 events in the semester, you get the room access which brands you as a winner, because you can go into the room and assert your dominance over people who don't have access to the room
I am in the Winners' Queue which means I'm better than other people.
Winners' Queue by Darsilva July 11, 2024

mind the queue 

When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!
mind the queue by Jon Boice October 26, 2015

A queen queue

a queue that is so very long, the queue becomes an event in itself
How was the event, did you wait long before getting inside? It was great, and the queue was queen, so we had lots of fun waiting too.

Whoaaa you waited for 14 hours? Yeah but is was a queen queue. We brought snacks and people shared drinks. It was better than the event itself!
A queen queue by Nynja September 20, 2022

In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔
Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"
In the queue by Hym Iam July 2, 2025