Alex, over text: ugh this queue is taking forever
Bradley: dont you know queue is a stupid-ass word for dumbasses? it's que or q
Alex: thx brad luv u no homo
Alex *ugh this que is taking forever
Bradley: dont you know queue is a stupid-ass word for dumbasses? it's que or q
Alex: thx brad luv u no homo
Alex *ugh this que is taking forever
by anonymous August 09, 2022

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.
The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.
James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.
by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔
Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 02, 2025

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
by TardBarglar January 01, 2012

by WrinkleSoftSkin August 19, 2023

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.
"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"
by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022

Ok but it’s like Karina queue when u can’t stop just going BEAST MODE AND WIN EVERYTHING LWJDJWIWNEI BUT ITS LIKE U GOT THE POWER OF DREXON CHEST TO HELP U WIN PERMA
David was so in Drexon Queue he had a 30-2 DPS ON KARINA WIDOW AND A 34-1 DREXON CASSIDY ON HIS TEAM SO HE FARMED HIS LOBBY AND WON WOOOO!!!!!
by Harufolfer December 22, 2023
