colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

country of queues

Another name for Syria

I am from the country of queues

by Dexter98 September 21, 2020

queue hoping

committing suicide or at least trying to

I had to wait 4 hours at A&E coz of someone queue hoping!

by 2bord December 6, 2006

Country of queues

another name for Syria

I am from the country of queues

by Dexter98 September 21, 2020

queue duos— no fill

When a man 1 v 2’s two beautiful women. Unless your name is Kyle, then it is two fat ugly women.

“Hey mamas… I saw your story… lemme queue duos— no fill on you and your hot friend!

by 420.Toxicity December 13, 2023

A queen queue

a queue that is so very long, the queue becomes an event in itself

How was the event, did you wait long before getting inside? It was great, and the queue was queen, so we had lots of fun waiting too.

Whoaaa you waited for 14 hours? Yeah but is was a queen queue. We brought snacks and people shared drinks. It was better than the event itself!

by Nynja September 20, 2022

Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012