POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

The Queue

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.

"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"

by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022

queue hoping

committing suicide or at least trying to

I had to wait 4 hours at A&E coz of someone queue hoping!

by 2bord December 6, 2006

Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012

Country of queues

another name for Syria

I am from the country of queues

by Dexter98 September 21, 2020

queue duos— no fill

When a man 1 v 2’s two beautiful women. Unless your name is Kyle, then it is two fat ugly women.

“Hey mamas… I saw your story… lemme queue duos— no fill on you and your hot friend!

by 420.Toxicity December 13, 2023

(I-)Queue less

Someone who puts on a song, without adding it to the queue, resulting in skipping the song there is playing.

Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.

Person 1: "Can I put a song on"
Person 2: "Of course"

Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"

by Cocaine Koala May 2, 2022