nugget

a state of being. we aren't really sure what it means. see "off-kilter."

Sometimes I feel like a nugget.

by Graf March 12, 2003

nugget

A piece toilet paper or shit tanglel-rolled with butt hairs. Usually discovered when crack scrubbing in the shower or when something strange drifts in the bathtub around your knees. If left unattended, they dangle and rub and build up to a knoted ball which eventually pulls the hairs out.

"Joe is such a slob, I just saw an eight-day combo nugget rolled out of his pants leg."

"I bet her nuggets clang like windchimes when she squats."

Use wet wipes if you have the runs or you'll start a nugget farm.

"Do Not go down on that unless you want to floss with nugget strings."

by El Viejo April 30, 2010

nugget

Item of known origin, however the name is unknown.

Hey, what is that nugget over there?

by Terry Wilkins March 10, 2003

nugget

a person without arm or legs with interest in eating watermelon babies

Person 1: You're such a nugget!
Person 2: I do love my watermelon babies. I wish i could hold them }':

by bestfriendsSay May 3, 2009

nugget

a light hearted and universal put down

You are taking too long u stupd little nugget

by Jace March 21, 2005

nugget

slang term for the head, like "noggin" and "melon" and so on.

If my girl cheated on me like that, yo, I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day.

by Santi July 29, 2005

nugget

A type of defecation. Normally a small rounded one

I have to go drop a nugget

by mickrips1off June 8, 2005