Muff

A word used to insult or title someone idiotic, douche bag-esque or disliked for any reason.

"You're a muff!"

"What a muff!"

"That kid is such a muff"

by Malcom Little March 9, 2008

MUFF

Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend

Is she your MUFF?

by whitesky April 20, 2010

Muff

Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.

Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk! Ha!

by Matt Prather February 21, 2006

Muff

to give oral sex AKA muff divin

"its kinda like muff diving

by mike hunt- bmxboard March 10, 2005

Muff

When someone says or does something stupid you apply the MUFF. Can also be applied via a braced MUFF. Taking your index finger and middle finger putting them together and applying pressure behind the idiots ear(just along the hair line) and pulling/swiping towards yourself catching they're ear. And hopefully achieving a snap noise and a disgruntled look of confusion from the receiver of the MUFF.

Guy: I think Larry the Cable guy is fricken hilarious...
Friend of Guy: Holy shit dude. I think you got a MUFF comin...
Guy: What? He's really funny.

Friend of Guy: Applies his index and middle fingers behind Guy's ear and swipes that shit... Achieving a loud snap sound.

(Guy then realizes he was being an idiot and apologizes for saying Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.)

by Johnny Reds February 16, 2009

Muff

Short for Muffin

Let's have another muff session tomorrow!

by Coodles May 8, 2004

Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002