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Mesa Sex

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024
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FERNANDO MESA

A person who is deeply in love with saying brainrot to a point that they say it in every sentence and cannot stop leading to them needing immense therapy.
Ethan: Bro no sigma male. Jackson: Shut the fuck up you are FERNANDO MESAing
by Mattystram April 7, 2025
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Slop Mesa

"Slop Mesa" refers to an overuse and sudden saturation of Larpdom & FRP,

this originates from Neuron RP,

when referenced in 2019 by a senior admin who is kept anonymous, this term best implies to the current state of BMRP

and how all BMRP servers are not serious at all and or are built on Slop PAC3 avatars

to engage with the main player base.
"Slop Mesa..."
by memecraft22 July 24, 2025
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Mesa

Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN

Mesa really needs proactive
Mesa is a table hoe
by Samthecooldad69 April 23, 2018
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West Mesa

A shitty school in Albuquerque that keeps getting shot up because the dean is too busy paying for Weight watchers to afford 2 security guards. (yes, I'm talking about you, Jackie.)
Compa, did you hear about the West Mesa shooting today?
Which one?
by fuckwmhs2024 April 16, 2024
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Zoe Mesa

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.
by d3911 March 14, 2021
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what the mesa

Used in Austin Texas by 5 year olds in Spanish Emersion to say "what the hell"
by testingForTheBesting December 9, 2022
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