taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr May 31, 2006
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek March 25, 2006
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lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
by 0LD0DDys April 05, 2021
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lesson in respect

When someone disrespects you so you whoop their ass
Brat: Hey you suck you old fart
Man: It seems you need a lesson in respect boy
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lesson

it means you dont need to do it because your smart
i need lesson
by thrfthef December 03, 2020
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Lesson

Something that is learned as long as the person still has a brain after learning the lesson.
They tied the guy to the tracks to teach him a lesson, but it was going to impossible for him to remember what lesson he just learned with no head.

They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
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Lesson

There is no lesson for me to learn here because I am the the correct and better one.
A women "You're wrong! You don't know how great I am- Er, I mean women are."

Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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