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taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr June 3, 2006
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021
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armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
by hayeren January 7, 2018
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LESSON 4

"Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio."
by mongusmongusmongus March 22, 2022
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Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.
How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.
Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!
by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022
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