taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Life Lesson Rap

When The Rap lyrics lowkey change your life from how deep they are, like when you're listening to some Kung-Fu Kenny and you just hear the deepest bar that hits home so hard that you stare into the distance for 30 seconds pondering the meaning of life or something

''You don't even remember what the issue is, you just trying to find where the tissue is''

''Wait a minute that's actually so real, that's some life lesson rap''

by Jay_The_Science_Guy January 9, 2025

lesson

it means you dont need to do it because your smart

i need lesson

by thrfthef December 3, 2020

e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression

hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?

by Zesie October 21, 2020

Lessoning

To learn a valuable lesson part taken place

Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.

by Sadrock May 18, 2023