taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Art Lesson

Use in place of asking a prostitute how much for sex

Hey Sally what is your rate for an “Art Lesson”?

by Xlnc1968 December 11, 2019

Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

by finnrmyman November 9, 2023

Lessoning

To learn a valuable lesson part taken place

Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.

by Sadrock May 18, 2023

e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression

hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?

by Zesie October 21, 2020