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taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr June 3, 2006
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021
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armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
by hayeren January 7, 2018
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arabic lesson

something that is as hard as the level of chinese a super hard language to learn and might be ur worst nightmare when its the finlth exam
hey bro wats the hardest and most compliactated language?
its arabic cuz it has the i3rab and other bla ba bla the no one will ever use
arabic lesson is hard right?
yes and u will die from it
by living armor April 4, 2021
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Lesson

Something that is learned as long as the person still has a brain after learning the lesson.
They tied the guy to the tracks to teach him a lesson, but it was going to impossible for him to remember what lesson he just learned with no head.

They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
by finnrmyman November 9, 2023
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