taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Intercourse Kids Lessons

Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.

Intercourse Kids Lessons

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

Lessons in Meme Culture

a shitty youtube channel who came out the second behind the meme fell off. he gets much more subscribers and views than behind the meme but with way less of the hate.

urban dictionary user Interenfy: Lessons in Meme Culture is pretty much the better version of behind the meme
me: no he isnt hes just as bad as behind the meme and has been making videos since he fell off!

by Thanks for the Backshots August 14, 2024

YOUR Lesson

Did you learn YOURS?

Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024