The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."
Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction
by Chad McLadington May 22, 2019
We gotta get to the airport but we should leave 2 hours early cos we gotta drive through Spaghetti junction
by Bob terwilliger February 17, 2005
The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.
If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.
by Methisgooooood August 12, 2010
The penile region of a man, but only when it is explicitly displayed.
by Nate Chip and Eric July 27, 2009
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 21, 2007
by Brady Tribble July 3, 2008
Junction, Texas is a small town with a small population of a little over 5,000. It is located in Kimble County in cental Texas. There are many events that take place in this small town. For example: Mr. and Mrs. Kimble County and a varite of hunting tournaments.
Junction, Texas is the most beautiful place to be in the summer. I love to go fishing on the Llano River!
by Loving him<3 February 13, 2011