by Jay Eichstaedt June 6, 2007
(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.
by KateAk44 May 10, 2007
by Daniel and Erik August 5, 2007
The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.
by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003
Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.
by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 8, 2009
Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.
by mahat macoat November 10, 2009
Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
by Trojan hooch December 6, 2010