profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring
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A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
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What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"
swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat
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Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!
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