A painfully unfunny show that tries to make humor with phrases like "remember when someone did something at somewhere?" or any variation of that phrase, which is followed by a scene similar to the phrase, which doesn't add any form of humor to the already crappy joke. Seriously, if humor was a bus and it hit the makers of Family Guy at 60 mph, they still won't know what it is.
The humor in Family Guy is just as interesting as observing the effects erosion that air has on a sugar cube.
by } July 11, 2008
The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog
He’s a family guy!!!
by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020
A TV show on FOX that was probably the funniest show EVER in the history of television. It started on 1-31-99 and after 1 or 2 seasons, FOX was in probably the biggest and worst drug haze ever and decided that the millions of happy viewers who were fans of the show were wrong and they cancelled the show on Valentines Day, 2002. Good job, cupid. After this, the show hit it big on other channels such as TBS and Adult Swim. FOX finally came to their senses and begged the creator, Seth MacFarlane, to create another season. Season 3 aired on 5-1-05, after 3 long, painful years. You can find it on FOX's "Animation Domination" sunday nights at 9.
Chris: Guess what word I'm thinking. Hint: It's deffinately NOT kitty.
Meg: Oh, I don't know. Is it KITTY?
Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD (runs upstairs in tears)
Me: HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MILK SHOT OUT MY ASS
Meg: Oh, I don't know. Is it KITTY?
Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD (runs upstairs in tears)
Me: HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MILK SHOT OUT MY ASS
by Redwhitencrue25 July 19, 2005
The most poorly writtin show on TV. Everything on the show is stolen, from celebrity jokes to the charectors themselfs. The Family Guy writers couldn't write a joke on there own so they steal from pop culture. The storylines are stupid, ranging from Lois' long lost brother kills fat people and Peter travels to the south and becomes sherrif, and then moves back.
The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)
The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)
The Simpsons
Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband
Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Lisa - social outcast
FAMILY GUY
Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Meg - social outcast
AMERICAN DAD
Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Hayley - social outcast
Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband
Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Lisa - social outcast
FAMILY GUY
Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Meg - social outcast
AMERICAN DAD
Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Hayley - social outcast
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
a show not only comprised of flashback scenes, but also Seth McFarlane's annoying-ass voice, men beating up women, and pointless retarded jokes against Meg.
by Exhoc February 26, 2006
A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.
by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
One of the best anime ever. It was created by a brilliant man named Seth McFarlane. It is about a guy named Peter Griffin and his family and friends going on crazy ass adventures. It began airing on FOX sometime at the end of the 90s. This amazing anime series is known for being funny as hell with references to other famous anime such as: The Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill, and many more. You should show this anime to your grandchildren this awesome anime 20 years later to keep this anime's legacy alive. This show was also nominated for various awards which I am too lazy to list down. This anime is the fifth best anime of all time. Just behind Spongebob SquarePants, Bee Movie, The Simpons, and the one and only, Cory in the House. Oh, and one more thing, I didn't bother to watch the newer episodes of spongebob or any clips from King of the Hill because this is a fucking meme and I don't know why you bothered to read the whole thing. I always wanted to know why humanity became a bunch of retards in recent years. Oh, and good job to anyone who managed to read this entire shit hole of a definition.
Guy 1: Have you seen Family Guy yet?
Guy 2: Yeah! That anime was amazing!
Guy 3: Family guy is bad
Guy 1: gtfo lmao
Guy 2: Yeah! That anime was amazing!
Guy 3: Family guy is bad
Guy 1: gtfo lmao
by Justin Beiber is Fucking Gay June 3, 2018