Dad 

I don't know what to say because I don't have one

A dad is a ummm....

Dad by No dad 22415 March 14, 2017

dad 

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

dad by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

Dad 

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

Dad by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019

Dad 

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

Dad by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

Dad 

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

Dad by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

Dad 

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

Dad by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

Dad 

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

Dad by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019