Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

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chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.

chris crocker

by blu03 December 19, 2009

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Crocker-Stearns

Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

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Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 31, 2014

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