The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw
by C0nk January 5, 2021
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when you get bonked in the face by a cock.
Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao
by conk master March 28, 2021
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A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.
"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)
Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!
by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018
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a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them
That emo is a fucking conk
by SPMG February 13, 2018
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Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.
Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'
by conky1234 November 28, 2017
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Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.
Weinstein is a real fucking conk!
by Yaboigayrat February 29, 2020
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